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i, yi, yi
11/18/2005 = 06:05 PM


I was sort of wondering if I could do the "Ten Sentences that Start with I" meme, without using the word "I" as the starting "I".

  1. If you have a coded countdown on your page that says, "Only 48 more weeks till my birthday!" you're gonna want to wish for a life when candle-blowing-out-time finally rolls around.
  2. Iced coffee is a great use-up for unfinished brewed coffee, and tastes good, but it's not particularly satisfying when it's cold and rainy out.
  3. In my fridge are something like seven or eight new beers that I have yet to try, but instead of drinking (and reviewing) those, I keep accidentally drinking Dogfish Head or la Fin du Monde. Oops.
  4. Idiots tend to upset me. I don't mean unintelligent or uneducated people; I really mean people who act like jackasses, but jackass doesn't begin with I except possibly in Latin.
  5. It's been my experience that just about anyone who thinks he or she is all that and a bag of chips is generally little more than the crumbs from the bottom of a can of Pringles.
  6. iPods are, let's face it, extravagant, and if all you want is a little bit of portable music, I couldn't in good conscience recommend them. But if you want amazing storage capacity, cuteness factor, and (I couldn't believe this myself till I actively compared it with a standard mp3 player) superior sound quality, go get you an iPod.
  7. Information is addictive; if I don't know what's going on, I suffer withdrawal symptoms.
  8. Isn't that commercial with the guy skydiving to his SUV annoying, and am I the only person who wishes that, just once, they'd air an alternate version where his chute doesn't open?
  9. "Irregardless" is not a word, and you may not see me snickering at you for using it, but I am. Thought you ought to know.
  10. IMDB.com is one of the best websites ever, in the sense that I refer to it at least once a day.

drinking: fresca black cherry/citrus
listening to: The Subways, Rock 'n' Roll Queen
south park + tom cruise = who cares



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