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no caps day
11/21/2005 = 05:23 PM

the quotemistress just informed me that today is no-caps day. i was not aware of this. i have been hitting the shift key all day for no good reason. but i am done now. i have on my no-caps cap and i am ready to par-tay like e.e. cummings.

this means, of course, that i will have to go back and replace uppercase with lowercase after i finish writing this, because i am shift-key committed and proper capitalization is burned permanently into my synapses.

my silly is missing.

i discovered this fact when i realized that, although i am vaguely curious as to what sort of pajamas the pope wears, i don't care enough either to look it up or make up an answer.

i just sort of decided that the answer is probably "pope-pajamas," and have not even been the slightest bit preoccupied with trying to find a catchy brand name for this, such as "pope-peejays", nor yet to photoshop up a picture of his holiness in his holy dr. dentons.

if you see my silly wandering round, tell it i'm looking for it, and if it doesn't come home right now, it is so grounded that the light from off-punishment won't even reach it for another twenty years.

got my chat on with chocolate chaos for the first time the other morning. our discussion included, but was not limited to: tater tot pie and chili recipe differences based on geographical region; the mom; pumpkin pie versus blueberry (she does not like pumpkin, whereas i love it); computers; and husbands who are dorks.

it was a fun conversation. i highly recommend a little chaos in your life.

i think i have everything ready for thanksgiving, which can only mean that i forgot something incredibly crucial.

to add to my discomfiture, i got an email, purporting to be from elton john, offering me a discount on an herbal supplement to increase my memory.

i'm thinking i'd better get some. if i met elton john and i don't remember it, i'm more fucked up than i knew.

dear julia langbein:

i agree frank bruni is over the top, bombastic, ridiculous, and inducing of sickness when you stop and think he gets paid for that drivel, but i'd love your site so much more if you combined the lampooning with some less craptastic reviews of the same restaurants, so i'd know where the hell to eat.

however, props to you for "duckets." that cracked me up.

sincerely,

golf "if i had some ducats i'd share the wealth" widow

drinking: full throttle energy beverage fizzy-lifting drink
listening to: antigone rising, better
no-caps day: is driving me mad, making me crazy