I totally stole this from The
Fuckwittage Gazette, and I think it's going to be fun. I might even (if
enough people respond, and/or if nothing else comes up to distract my short
span of hey, there's an unopened bag of chips, or "packet of crisps"
if you're a non-Yank, in my desk drawer) write a fake biography of myself based
on everyone's comments.
And now: the instructions.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even
if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND
FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want — good or
bad — BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be
surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
I'm not tagging anyone, but grab it and run if you want to.
drinking: rockstar energy beverage fizzy-lifting drink
listening to: The Sylvers, Boogie Fever
holiday earbird: "simply, having, a wonderful christmas time ..."
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