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you've got male
01/25/2006 = 03:39 PM

Got this from Dichroic (and wish her a happy 2,000th entry whilst you're at it):

Here is a list of fictional characters from whom I would love to get a message. It is your mission, should you choose to accept it, to write me an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then you post your own list in your journal and the process continues.

I think the list was intended to be all book characters, but I made an executive decision that fictional characters are fictional characters, no matter what medium.

You may notice that these fictional characters are all male. This is because I'm married to a man whose idea of a love letter to me goes something like:

"leaving now need anything"

To which I must reply:

"no. c u"

Since, if I reply:

"ya how about a little romance when u write 2 me"

he would either respond with something obscene (which I will not reproduce here 'cos my mother reads this and therefore ew),

or he would just go:

"??" ('cos he is a Boy).

Help a sistah out.

1. Gareth Blackstock, from the television show Chef!
2. Silent Bob, from the "Jersey" film series and Clerks cartoon
3. Aragorn Elessar, Son of Arathorn, Heir of Isildur, and King of the Reunited Kingdom of the Dúnedain, from Lord of the Rings (by J.R.R. Tolkein)
4. Rod Gallowglass, from the Warlock series of books (by Christopher Stasheff)
5. Archie Goodwin, from the Nero Wolfe series of books (by Rex Stout)
6. Artemus Gordon, from the television show Wild Wild West
7. Gil Grissom, from the television show CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
8. Gregory House, from the television show House, M.D.
9. Indiana Jones, from the Indiana Jones film series
10. Ted "Theodore" Logan, from the Bill and Ted film series and cartoon
11. Remus Lupin, from the Harry Potter books (by J.K. Rowling)
12. Miracle Max, from the book and film The Princess Bride
13. Knox Overstreet, from the film Dead Poet's Society
14. His Majesty King Peter the Magnificent, High King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Lion (né Peter Pevensie), from the Chronicles of Narnia (by C.S. Lewis)
15. Jean-Luc Picard, from the Star Trek: The Next Generation television show, books, and films
16. Stuart Redman, from the book and miniseries The Stand (by Stephen King)
17. Sam Seaborn, from the television show West Wing
18. Han Solo, from the Star Wars films and books
19. Jake Stonebender, from the Callahan books (by Spider Robinson)
20. Nigel Tufnel, from the fictional band Spinal Tap

NOTE: If you choose to write to me as Silent Bob, the following does not count as a valid message:

Dear Golf Widow:

[crickets chirping]

Love,

Bob

unless you are Kevin Smith. So don't even try it.

I've been nominated for the 2006 Bloggie Awards.

Which means I've turned into one of The Nominated People With a Graphic on My Page.

But I'm still not going to smacktalk my fellow nominees. Attention whore or no, I'd rather still like myself when this is all said and done.

I am nominated in the category of "Best-Kept-Secret Weblogs", which is way the hell down by the bottom of the page, thereby ensuring that I remain a well-kept secret.

Voting will be open till 10:00 PM EST on Tuesday, January 31.

drinking: rock star energy beverage fizzy-lifting drink
listening to: BNL, Pinch Me
next film i want to see: roving mars