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pbbbthlt
04/26/2006 = 04:38 PM

You know you're approaching the land of Suck when Annie, who never updates, is posting more frequently than you.

On the world peace front, science is making advances.

The Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture reported yesterday that a scientific team in Venezuela has discovered that adding two strains of bacteria to beans (Lactobacillus casei and Lactobacillus plantarum) makes them less fart-inducing.

Yay making a difference. Their mothers must be so proud.

This information affects, as near as I can figure, absolutely nothing, although I imagine that someone in power will find a way to use it either to increase fuel prices or to start a war, or both.

(Watch the delinquent blogger tie fart prevention to global military strategy.)

Tags: beans, farts, war, peace

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