List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will. Don't say who they are, don't confirm or deny any 'comment speculation', and use people only once.
Because I enjoy this sort of thing so much more when there's a writing challenge to it, I am adding my own spin: Neither more nor fewer than ten words per person.
As usual, no one is tagged.
I had a really sexy dream about you last night.
Everything you say makes me want to respond, "Shut up."
You guys did an excellent job with the last episode.
I'm so proud of what you've made of your life.
You're the stupidest person I've ever had to work with.
If I could bring you back to life, I would.
You're like a steaming pile of rotting meat and maggots.
I am constantly jealous of the music that you make.
You've been a better friend to me than I deserve.
Your aftershave is making me want to toss my cookies.
If you donate to That Man's Paypal, he'll know who you are and
tell me to put you on this year's shirt, but if you donate directly to the United Way
or mail your donation directly to the clinic, I have no way of knowing what
a nice thing you did unless you tell me. So note me or comment me and I'll add
your name to the Shirt of Much Tackiness.
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