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no hair day
10/06/2006 = 02:04 AM

Scene: In front of television, watching hair transplant commercial.

Me: Wow. Think that's effective?
Him: Probably. (watches for a moment) I should tell my dad about that. He's bald.
Me: So're you.
Him: I am not. I have a full head of hair.
Me: Really? Where? I've never seen it.

The preceding pointless conversation has been brought to you by New Jersey Hair Replacement, who has a lot of innovative techniques in follicle implantation, but can't fix delusional.

Tags: New Jersey Hair Replacement

drinking: fresca diet cherry citrus
listening to: RPWL, World Through My Eyes
if he has a full head of hair: i have a size zero butt