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land of 1,000 dunces
10/08/2006 = 03:02 AM

Dear Tom Canavan:

If I were Shaquille O'Neal, Courteney Cox, Jodie Foster, Jerry Seinfeld, Nicole Richie, Keith Urban, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Quaker Oats, Sirius Satellite Radio, Ivana Trump, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Bill O'Reilly, Budweiser, The Farrelly Brothers, Tommy Hilfiger, Matt Damon, Alyssa Milano, Christina Aguilera, Rob Reiner, Jim Carrey, and who knows how many others I'm missing due to not wanting to go through all one thousand names, I'm pretty sure I would, indeed, lend the million for the Benefactor Project, but I'm also pretty sure I'd do so anonymously.

Asking for money for a good cause is a hard thing to do, and I applaud it, but insulting the people you ask by misspelling their names is probably not going to incline them toward wanting to help out.

Also, I'm not sure what it says about you that you seem to have had no trouble spelling Rush Limbaugh's or Paris Hilton's names.

Or that you spelled "Ben Stein" correctly, but misspelled "Steinway Pianos."

Sincerely,

Golf "You did spell George Lindemann correctly, and I'd be surprised if he hadn't already donated, if not to your cause, then to something similar, so you might want to double-check that" Widow

Tags: George Lindemann

drinking: ice water
listening to: Morningrise, To Bid You Farewell
kathy griffin: ought to go lend to the benefactor project. it'd serve them right for not listing her