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grease for piece
10/20/2006 = 07:56 AM

So the other day I was watching one of those ubiquitous eHarmony commercials and reflecting, once again, that the couples resemble each other so closely that you sort of wonder if the twenty-nine compatibility questions are designed to match long-lost siblings as opposed to deep, true soulmates.

Then, last night I dreamed that Bowser from Sha-Na-Na – remember him? – was in one of the commercials, matched up to himself, in very bad 1950s drag, including a poodle skirt, size fifteen saddle shoes, and a wig like Ricki Lake's in Hairspray.

My heart goes out to my single-and-looking friends. Eep.

Tags: eHarmony

drinking: full-throttle fury energy beverage fizzy-lifting drink
listening to: Poco, Crazy Love
why i was dreaming about bowser: i think he was on a classic game show rerun i saw recently