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kit and ka-poodle
12/31/2006 = 09:41 AM

I wish I believed that Saddam Hussein's execution would solve anything.

Unfortunately, to quote one of my favorite movies, Dead Again: "What I believe ... is that this is all far from over."

So I'm just gonna talk about poodles instead.

Class of anywhere between, say, '85 and '92: where are my people?

Okay. Hi.

What I wanted to know is, does anyone besides me ever see a poodle in full show cut and not think, holy crap, I think I went to school with her?

I mean, between the poufy bangs and the leg warmers, poodles look like they should be at the civic center for the Journey Escape concert, not the AKC for Best in Show.

Hey. We've made a sixty second promo for the podcast.

The Promo (1 mb; right-click, save target as)

Go on. It's teensy.

Doesn't that make you want to go hear the Podcrapular podcast, now?

If not, here's some incentive — you can now make an "appearance" on the show. Listen to this week's episode and we'll tell you how.

End pimpage.

I've decided, incidentally, that if you pronounce the above word "peem-PAHZH," it sounds much classier. For high-end hos like Andy and me, this is kind of important.

And for all you grammar geeks who decide you want to call me out: "like Andy and me" is a prepositional phrase and, as such, it is the predicate (or objective) describing the subjective "high-end hos." Therefore, "me," not "I," is the correct usage in the previous context. Don't embarrass yourselves.

This ends your grammar lesson. Everyone take an A for today. Dismissed.

You so wish I taught in your school. But it's just as well, 'cos I'd probably be fired for using "high-end hos" in a classroom example anyway.

Tonight, we're going to snack and watch The DaVinci Code. If we remember, we'll watch the ball go down at midnight and try to mute the TV at the precise nanosecond between the first holler of "Happy New Year!" and the first note of Auld Lang Syne, which is a pastime akin to standing in front of the fridge, opening and shutting the door to see if you can catch the light shutting off.

Try not to be jealous of our wild social life.

And stay safe from the once-a-year drinkers who don't have the sense to hand their keys to a friend.

Tags: poodles, podcast, New Year's Eve, Danny Gerard Lanzetta

drinking: coffee
listening to: Danny Lanzetta, Little Lenny
know what'd sound kind of quool: if danny lanzetta did a recording with jenny lewis