Reverse-ganked from Bozoette
("reverse-ganked," in the sense that hers was Ten Things I Did
Over the Last Four Days)
Ten Things I Didn't Do Over the Last Four Days,
But Wish I Had:
Brought about world peace.
Flew in an airplane.
To someplace warm.
Went to a toy store and played with stuff in the aisles.
Cured any diseases.
Wore my tiara.
Saw a Broadway show.
Bitchslapped the chronic, moronic, and histrionic.
Won the lottery.
Fought harder for scrambled eggs for dinner.
Watched This Is Spinal Tap again. (These go to eleven.)
One Thing I Did Over the Last Four Days, But Wish I Hadn't:
Eaten that slice of pizza. Yay dairy allergy.
One Thing I Didn't Do That I'm Glad I Didn't Do:
Tag anyone to do this meme.
Dear Dane Cook:
If your looks were enough, I'd be raving about what a great comedian you are,
but, I'm sorry — I know a lot funnier people who don't have your career
just 'cos they don't look as fine as you do.
I can't say I blame you for it, though. Because hello, your hottiness is right
the hell off my thermotalentmeter.
Sincerely:
Golf "That Sort of Goes for You, Too, Matthew McConaughey" Widow
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