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well, hello
03/03/2007 = 06:19 AM

On the downside of not being able to sleep, I'm exhausted when I have to do things whilst businesses are open and other people are awake.

On the upside, I get a lot of different stuff done during the time that businesses are closed and other people are sleeping.

Plus, my mind likes to console me for my exhaustion by giving me little amusements.

I made up a joke.

Q: What has two hands and goes "dick-suck-dick-suck-dick-suck-dick-suck-dick-suck ..."
A: The Sycophant Clock

Look, I know it wasn't any good. It doesn't have to be. The only criteria that qualify my opinions for inclusion on my page are that:

1. they're my opinions
2. it's my page

Thank the lowered I have that cute little X in the corner, or you'd have to sit here sobbing over how much you can't stand looking at this for one more second.

Fuck off, Universe. Bring your tornados, your migraines and megrims; your ridiculous people who prove, over and over, that throwing tantrums and saying "I love a good joke as much as anyone" only proves they have no sense of humor whatsoever.

My Friend Who Isn't But Is Sort Of gave me Care Bear Peeps.

This, despite the fact that I categorized Paris Hilton as a spoiled blonde and Anna Nicole Smith as a spoiling blonde.

Please don't worry about it. I'm already going to Hell without your wishing it upon me. I know this about myself.

I also know about myself that, aside from the fact that his voice lacks power and I am not drawn to his music in any way, the name "Just in, timber lake" sounds more to me like a headline on a ski lodge brochure, than the name of someone who ought to give my sexy back. So, good thing he doesn't have it.

Andy said I meme too much, but I think he talks about masturbation too much. So, essentially, we're doing the same thing, but I don't have to shampoo the carpet afterward.

How our podcast is better than Food Is Not Love's: Their new season doesn't start for another two weeks, whereas we don't have seasons. Therefore, their latest episode is not as new as our newest episode. It's superior, but not as new. Shut up.

Tags: podcast

drinking: coffee
listening to: The Go-Gos, Our Lips Are Sealed
currently craving: curry