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back in the car again ...
04/29/2007 = 07:43 AM

... but at least we're out of the tree.

Mad propers if you get the reference.

I would like to thank Fuzzy-Grey publicly for buying my book, and to link back to her page in order to get her lots of visitors.

I'd also like to point out I didn't make her give me her iPod when she had one and I didn't, so she shouldn't expect me to give her my podcast just 'cos I have one and she doesn't.

Yes, I know she's joking and very funny. 'S'truth. Look at the Humormeter:

Clever: check
Cruel: check
Naughty: check
Identifiable-with: check
Cute: looks don't count in comedy unless you're Dane Cook, but yes, she's cute
Bizarre: check

By definition, she's totally funny.

The fact that I actually had to check her on a meter, since I wasn't laughing, proves only that I have no sense of humor.

Seriously, thank you for buying my book, Fuzzy, and I do think you'd be great on a podcast. But you still can't have mine. Let me do it my own not funny enough for your tastes way. How else will I learn, right?

Anyway, I know. Two posts in two days.

There might even be one tomorrow. I have a vacation day.

Mostly this is about how our podcast is now up.

I could have updated yesterday's to change the bit about not being ready to "Okay, it's ready now," but that's not fair when you deserve fresh content and clean brain confetti.

Which I have, so duck and cover if you don't want confetti in your hair.

Remember when being a Baldwin meant you were a cute guy, not that you were an alleged car thief, a "star" on Celebrity Fit Club, or a father who can't disassociate from his anger at another person long enough to be rational with his daughter who, if I knew my daddy was gonna yell at me that scarily, I might not pick up the phone either?

Hell, the last time that was true, Tom Cruise was just the sexy yet approachable, talented, credible star crushed madly upon by Rosie O'Donnell, who herself was still the Queen of Nice.

Ah, those were the days.

Speaking of Rosie ...

Dear Rosie O'Donnell:

If you omit coherency, content, punctuation, and grammar, what you do can be perceived as art, and it might even be pretty good art.

But even if it's "powered by Blogger," I'm not convinced it's a blog, and if it is, I'm not convinced it's better than any blogs I've seen that are more recognizable as actually being blogs.

So I can't in good conscience vote for you as "Best Celebrity Blogger."

No matter how hardcore you and your fans pimp yourself.

Sincerely,

Golf "And Just Because I Concede that It's Art Doesn't Mean I Don't Think It's Boring and Insipid Art" Widow

Tags: podcast

drinking: coffee
listening to: George Bohanon, Elation
all eee! over: the milkmaid is coming to visit me today. we're gonna drink american microbrews and talk funny at each other