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bite the mullet
06/07/2007 = 06:46 AM

In the spirit of "moving on to pastures new," what say we move on to pastures new?

To: Some of the Guys in My Office

From: Golf Widow

Subject: Hair Assment

If your hair is currently longer in back than in front, go get it evened out Right Now. Your fugly heads constitute a hostile work environment.

Good lowered above, if twenty year-old fashions are going to be coming back, why can't it be those cute tuxedo blouses with the color-coordinated bow ties, as opposed to ginormous eyeglass frames and mullets? I mean, if Elton John and Billy Ray Cyrus have moved on, why can't the rest of us?

I blame el Niño. Because I really want to blame Paris Hilton, but she's gonna be out of style by the time she gets out of stir.

Oh, I lurve that line.

I'm saying so, myself, 'cos I don't think anyone else is going to care about it nearly as much as I do.

Tags: mullet

drinking: iced coffee
listening to: Sean John Puff Puffy Daddy P Diddy I Forgot What Your Name Is This Week Combs with Keyshia Cole, Last Night
instead of mullets: for cripes sake, just call in sick