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not wounded, sire, but dead
09/28/2007 = 07:28 AM

Lest you mistake a lack of activity on this site for a lack of creative flow on my part, I hasten to dispel your notions.

I have, indeed, been silly-busy at the place where they give me the money, which is common for the time of year, but I have also been wandering around scattering bits of brain-confetti here and there on the interwebs.

I almost said "hither, thither, and yon" in the previous sentence, but decided I'd already lost my street cred with "lest" and quit while I was ahead. No need to thank me. Yo.

Anyway, I know most people don't follow the links, but if you want to see what I did this week for no pay, I urge you to walk with me:

• to the Lolsecretz page. This is the website that would emerge if you were to make a cheezburger and top it with postcards of people's secrets. They're all pretty funny, but I got one in there myself the other day, and since I've never made it into the cheezburger site (and my postcard did make it into postsecrets, but really, that's like the priest who aces every hole on Sunday — who's he gonna tell?), I'm proud of my accomplishment. You have to scroll down a little; it's the third one from the top.
• to my Blogwriters' and Artists' page, where I don't contribute regularly enough, but they were looking for Hallowe'en themed stuff and boy, did I have something I wanted to say.
• to my Myspace blog, where I got really good and mad at holy-shit-it's-dark-o'clock this morning.
• to Facebook, where I am not so much being productive as I am lollygagging and being a sheep with applications.

Today, I will be spending the day dead for tax purposes, so don't bother to call my desk; I'm not at it. Viewing hours will be from morning till early evening in my home, on my sofa, curled up in my blue quilt with a mug of coffee, doing things that have no resemblance whatsoever to work, unless my job consists of reading good books and watching back-to-back Jeff Dunham* DVDs.

Thereafter, I hope to be taken out to dinner, followed by recording a podcast with my sweet babboo Andy, because we are trying to kick ourselves back into the groove like that.

In lieu of flowers, please send cupcakes.

Donations in my memory may be made to the charity of your choice. One day only. I'll be alive again tomorrow, saying things about how rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated even though I'm the one who started them.

* Jeff's website, Je-fuh-fuh, Done-ham, DOT com, appears to be having some technical difficulties at present, but please go back and check on it, because not only is he funny as hell, but he's pretty cute in an I'm-a-grownup-who-talks-to-my-toys kind of way.

Tags: LOLSecretz; Blog Writers' and Artists' Network; MySpace; Facebook; Jeff Dunham

drinking: coffee
listening to: The Ramones, Rockaway Beach
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