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daddages
06/15/2008 = 10:59 AM

You've heard of Momilies. These are Daddages.

Top 10 Things That, No Matter Who Says or Writes Them, I Always Hear My Dad's Voice in My Head:

10. "Chop-chop." (when he wants you to hurry)
9. "Good show!" (when you've done what he wants)
8. "Hell of a nice guy." (about anyone different from himself, as in, "He's not Jewish, but he's a hell of a nice guy.")
7. "Hot dogs and beans." (his cooking specialty)
6. "Coupons." (how he pronounces the word "croutons.")
5. "Whatever." ("I'm not listening to you anymore.")
4. "Gizmo." ("I don't know the word for that.")
3. "Senior discount." ("If you don't offer one, you've just lost a sale.")
2. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." (See number 5.)

And the Number One Thing That, No Matter Who Says or Writes It, I Always Hear My Dad's Voice in My Head:

1. "What's going on?" (Standard greeting to anyone in the Universe.)

Tags: Father's Day

drinking: strawberry melon fuze
watching: science channel program about new horizons
dad's father's day dinner: pasta, of course. on this day, it is written that you have to make your father something out of macaroni