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establishing what we are
03/23/2008 = 02:34 PM

First things first:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUMA!!!!!

Okay. On with the post.

In case you've been thinking, damn, Golf Widow has her nerve, charging $2 apiece for guest posts, well, I cordially invite you to visit David Horvitz .

Scroll down his page. This guy is charging a buck just to think about you for sixty lousy seconds.

Whereas Avitable will take whatever you can afford, just to help Hilly get to Philadelphia, and in exchange you get a chance at a $50 Amazon gift certificate.

And for only two bucks, I'll write an entire guest post for you and give you traffic back to your website and acknowledge you in my forthcoming book, which will be a collection of all the guest blogs I write, whether or not you actually posted them in your respective blogs, because you deserve to be thanked, publicly, for helping me feel more productive less unproductive.

I'll even throw in a cool video for you, just because I like you.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FVKkbAqqAUo

Budgetary constraint? I'm a freaking bargain, people.

Tags: guest posts

drinking: diet raspberry soda
listening to: Television, Marquee Moon
today's comment fodder: wish Juma Happy Birthday