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prom night
05/02/2008 = 04:11 PM

Friday May 2 - Prom and voting and punch, oh, my!

Honored Prom Guests

1. Sunshine will be accompanied by Gina, her hetero lifemate
2. Emily is coming stag
3. MJD and Daddy D are making a return appearance as "most steady couple"
4. There's Edge and some, uh, puddin?
5. Table for 4! Tim, Golfwidow, Peter, and Quin arrive for the fun
6. Terri flying solo unless Corky makes an appearance
7. Joan and Nancy are dates, this could be the night!
8. Tink and Birdman are making a dance spectacle of themselves
9. Amy arrives stag, but I'm sure she won't be alone all night
10. Michael is staying as far away from the valedictorian as humanly possible
11. After Cosmic gets done bitchslapping Golfwidow, she will be getting jiggy with her celebrity date, Pierce Brosnan
12. Taking over punch spiking duties, Corky arrives fashionably late
13. Nikki has not, as yet, made it past the parking lot
14. Kerry has arrived; let's see if she can manage not to get knocked up this year
15. Heather, hoping to avoid the nip slip
16. Florinda, self-proclaimed wallflower, may end up with more dance partners than she bargained for

If you're at my table and you aren't listed above, contact Sunshine. I let her know about my official dates, but not about everyone else, hence Cosmic's bitchslapping of me.

IT'S VOTING TIME!

Sunshine, who is in charge of the festivities, says that Prom King and Queen have been done to death. She has come up with a few new categories just to make things interesting.

I'm voting for people at my table, even if they didn't tell Sunshine they were coming, because they're the ones I know best.

1. Most Likely to be Spiking the Punch: Lisa B (not really, but I couldn't find another category that fit her more accurately and I wanted to make sure she got a vote)
2. Most Likely to Arrive "Fashionably" Late: Paula
3. Most Likely to Wear One of those Tuxedo T-Shirts Instead of a Tux: Bud Buckley
4. Most Likely to Get Sick at the Banquet: Michael Manning (who never actually said he was coming to prom, but the Mom said, specifically, that she was not coming)
5. Most Likely to Never Leave the Dance Floor: Peter Varvel
6. Most Likely to Try to Cop a Feel on the Dance Floor: awittykitty
7. Most Likely to Have a Dress Made Out of Lingerie: austere
8. Most Likely to Have Their Parents Drop Them Off: Tim (his date picked him up for his actual prom)
9. Most Likely to Leave Early for Prom Sex: Seraphine
10. Most Likely to Smoke Pot in the Parking Lot: Quin
11. Best Impression of a Drag Queen: Me

Visit Sunshine's comments or email her at sonia.sunshine13 at gmail dot com to vote; vote early and often.

Tags: prom

drinking: iced tea
listening to: The New Pornographers, All For Swinging You Around
the above recording: would make a very nice fast dance at prom