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06/10/2008 = 09:21 AM


Conversation of the Month, which is actually from two months ago, but I'm way behind:

"He must be pretty successful, he's been doing it for almost thirty-five years."

"Well, that doesn't mean anything."

"How can you say that?!"

"I've been dieting for almost 35 years, I wouldn’t say I was [insert air quotes] successful."

She just rocks and rocks my world.


These are from last month. It was a tie.

(Scene: Monday, our car park, white with bird droppings.)

That Man of Mine: What the hell happened here?
Me: Flock of Seagulls reunion.

(Scene: Tuesday, our car park)

That Man of Mine: What, another reunion?
Me: Nah. Same shit, different day.

I'm not brilliant. I'm not powerful, or famous.

I am a budgetary constraint, and my time is, essentially, worthless, based on the way everyone loves to blow me off when they have appointments with me, but would cry like little bitches if I were to do the same to them.

Still, sometimes, I love being me.


Tags:

drinking: strawberry melon fuze
listening to: Beach Boys, Surfin' U.S.A.
find of the year: an infant picture of the Mom. it may wind up on her blog, so stay tuned



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