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Perma Penguin
national displeasure
05/28/2008 = 07:43 AM


Ooh, look. It's multiple choice.

The worst part of the film National Treasure: Book of Secrets is:

  1. Nicolas Cage thinks he's Harrison Ford.
  2. Ed Harris thinks he's Harrison Ford.
  3. Jon Voight thinks he's Harrison Ford.
  4. the clues and the answers are presented practically simultaneously. Even if you're a history major or an archæologist, you're not given enough time to study the puzzles, and if you're neither, the whole thing just seems so freaking smug. The viewer is always a witness to the action and is never allowed to participate.

Okay, I'll confess. It was a trick question. The answer is E — not enough Harvey Keitel. I like Harvey Keitel.

The best part of National Treasure: Book of Secrets was being able to pretend, even for a teensy moment in my life, that that nice smart gentleman was really the president of our nation.


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