He is watching TV. What is he watching? Golf, assuming you define "golf" as a viewing option and that you define "watching" as "sitting in front of the TV and snoring."
You're out to eat. What kind of dressing does he get on his salad? Thousand Island, with the occasional side trip to the exotic land of French.
What's one food this person doesn't like? Hard to say. He tells me things like that he doesn't like tomatoes, he doesn't like Gorgonzola cheese, he doesn't like barbecue potato chips, he doesn't like salmon, and then, when I prepare them, buy them, or order them for myself, he eats most of it and claims he "never said he didn't like that."
You go out to the bar. He orders ... ... Diet Coke, unless all they have is Pepsi products, in which case he orders root beer. He will also order root beer if they have it on draft.
Where did he go to high school? Hudson High School.
What size shoe does he wear? 11 really really wide.
If this person were to collect anything, it would be ... ... baseball cards. In fact, it is baseball cards. In fact, he is the reason I could live the rest of my life, never see a baseball card again, and be perfectly happy.
What is his favorite type of sandwich? Spicy chicken, plain, with cheese only, from Wendy's. That "bop" sound you heard was me hitting him on the forehead for skipping the vegetables, like on the V-8 juice commercials.
This person could eat ______ every day. pasta
Favorite cereal? He claims not to like cereal unless I buy some for myself, which is when I will go to get myself a bowl and find a box empty except for some lonely crumbs at the bottom.
This person wouldn't be caught dead wearing ... T-shirts, except undershirts.
Favorite sports team? Boston Red Sox.
Who will he vote for? He's not registered to vote in our new hometown, so he won't be voting at all. Fortunately, he has been warned that this means he won't be allowed to voice a political opinion in our home for at least the next four years, either.
What is his sign? Cancer. He's crabby like that.
What is something you do that he wishes you didn't? He keeps telling me not to worry, but I can't not.
How many states/counties has this person lived in? As a civilian, three (MA, CT, NV). As a soldier, he did basic in NC, but was stationed in a bunch of other places in and out of the US. Don't know if that counts.
What is his heritage? Half French Canadian, half Sicilian, and the worst half of both.
You bake him a cake for his birthday. What kind do you bake? He doesn't want cake. I make him chocolate chip cookies.
Did he play sports in high school? Baseball was his school sport. After he wrecked his knee, he switched to golf, but I think that was well after graduation.
This person could spend hours ... ... wasting time on the internet when someone else needs the computer.
He wants a new ... ... job. Please hire him.
The CD I would probably find in his vehicle is ... ... Andrea Bocelli, or something equally dull. Including Yanni, whose name sounds like "yawny" for a reason.
What can you do that will guarantee a laugh from him? Call him "Squash" and tell him he's out of his gourd, when he calls me "Pumpkin."
Does he get along well with his family? The ones who love him love him a lot; the rest hate him. There is no middle ground in that family.
If money wasn't an option, I would buy him ... ... nothing. I'd pay off his debts and start buying myself nice things for a change, instead of letting him get away with spending the money I earned on stuff for himself.
drinking: ice water
listening to: nothing
bonus fact: his favorite ball cap is one with my former employers' logo on it (because it's comfortable, he claims). traitor
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