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more stuff to write home about
12/31/2009 = 09:52 AM

I said there would be more letters, and so there are.

To My Former Coworkers:

I understand you've had some trouble getting into work lately due to all the treacherous driving conditions.

It's a bit chilly here right now (42°) but it's sunny and should be warming up this afternoon.

Drive carefully.

Sincerely,

Golf "And Serve You Right" Widow

Dear Current Coworker:

I adored that company-wide email: "If you lost your glasses on the patio, see me."

First of all, if I lost my glasses, I can't see you, and second of all, if I lost my glasses, I can't read your email.

Sincerely,

Golf "You Made My Week, Though" Widow

Dear Farmer Boys:

I don't know how you have the audacity to put "The Best Burger in the World" on your sign. You aren't even the best burger I had that week.

I think "Best Burger in the World" is a matter of opinion, myself.

On the other hand, you were a pretty good burger, and your onion rings are killer.

Sincerely,

Golf "That Was a Pretty Good Cup of Coffee, Too" Widow

Dear David Tennant:

I understand the Whovians have voted you "The Best Doctor of All Time." Again, I believe that's a matter of opinion.

That said, in my opinion, yours is the Doctor with whom, given a trip in the TARDIS, I would go back in time to before I was married for a proper snogfest.

Sincerely,

Golf "And If You Brought Along Captain Jack Harkness As Well It Would Not Be Amiss" Widow

Dear Tom Baker:

As you might surmise from the previous letter, you're not my favorite Doctor anymore. Sorry about that. It might be the hair.

Sincerely,

Golf "Don't Be Sad — You Had a Good Run" Widow

Dear Mom, Ms. F, and Juma:

You know how some food is not worth writing home about?

I like the pizza at Vincenzo's.

Love and Miss You,

Golf "They Make Good Calzones Too" Widow

Tags: letters

drinking: nothing
listening to: nothing
plans for new year's eve: working