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    <webMaster>golfwidow@gmail.com</webMaster>
    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:28:35 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>omen pigeon</title>
      <link>http://www.golfwidow.net/archives/012269.html</link>
      <description>Please note: I am not ineffable. </description>
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      <title>ridiculosity</title>
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      <description>Yes, still alive ...</description>
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      <title>more stuff to write home about</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I said there would be more letters, and so there are.To My Former Coworkers:I understand you've had some trouble getting into work lately due to all the treacherous driving conditions. It's a bit chilly here right now (42&deg;) but it's...]]></description>
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      <title>stuff to write home about</title>
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      <description>Open letters to a few people, and when I say a few, I mean a few, and here&apos;s why:Dear Public Library:I think you should give me more than an hour on your damn computer when it takes me 34 minutes...</description>
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      <title>it&apos;s beginning to look a lot like weekend</title>
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      <description>Thank gourd I&apos;m a Golfwidowist.</description>
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      <title>liev and let liev</title>
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      <description>[Y]ou could pour that voice on pancakes.</description>
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      <title>broken hip</title>
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      <description>It&apos;s an old, old song.</description>
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      <title>funny, you don&apos;t look juice</title>
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      <description>Oh, my gourd.</description>
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      <title>waking up is hard to do</title>
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      <description>Sometimes I hate waking up.</description>
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      <title>watch this</title>
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      <description>[E]ven with my favorite shows ...</description>
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      <title>if mickey&apos;s a mouse and goofy&apos;s a dog, what&apos;s pluto?</title>
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      <description>I am not a scientist.</description>
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      <title>oy vey, ole</title>
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      <description>Still using the library computer ...</description>
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      <title>chop styx</title>
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      <description>How long ago did Paradise Theater ... come out?</description>
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      <title>he could go all the way</title>
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      <description>I&apos;m not sure why I felt compelled to share that ...</description>
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      <title>greetings from the public library</title>
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      <description>[W]e celebrated by picking up a virus.</description>
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