washing and irony

My apartment has a Washer/Dryer. So, I 'm thinking: THIS must be how Donald Trump and Steve Wynn must live! ...:D)

[Nah, they probably throw out their clothing after it's been worn once. -- GW]

Dogma..sigh, love. So yeah, She's hilarious. Even when She's not! :)

[If nothing else, we get the ability to laugh when we want to cry. -- GW]

hide the salami sounds like a euphemism for burying the carrot.

[I've never heard the term "bury the carrot" used as a euphemism, but am perfectly willing to accept it.

Which gives "pulling carrots" (the completely innocent expression for the harvesting of that particular root vegetable) a whole new meaning. -- GW]

Nothing wrong with Naked Torsos in a footnote!

[I was thinking "Naked Torsos" would be a good name for a rock band, but they'd never sell any concert tees. -- GW]

naked torsos is a fine name for a band. what you lose in tee shirt sales, you could make up in calendars and posters.

Pull them when the roots are 1-1 1/2 inches in diameter. Loosen the soil around the carrot with a spade to avoid breaking the carrot while pulling...
-Quoted from a horticulture forum

[Well, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. -- GW]

I also think Alanis whenever I think about how it rained on my wedding day.

Never knew what was ironic about it, until I saw this years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

[Alanis Morissette getting slated by a leprechaun is magically delicious. -- GW]

laffs. good one GW!
i used to drive my mom crazy with 'how do you make a hormone?' you don't pay her. she's get so upset at me.

[And THAT reminded me of one of the first dirty jokes I ever heard (I didn't get it at the time, was how young I was):

Q. If a toad goes, "Ribbit, ribbit," what does a horny toad say?
A. "Rubbit, rubbit."
-- GW]