never up, never in?

Yes, we golfers are dirty lot. I haven't been able to play since June - should I play my next round with blue balls??

[Heh.

Make sure you follow through. -- GW
]

Posted by Martin at September 8, 2009 9:47 AM


if you want to play golf, the course should be well groomed.

[I understand that this is helpful in locating the sweet spot. -- GW]

Posted by Seraphine at September 8, 2009 4:10 PM


GW: Of course, you've just reminded me about the appearance of Arnold Palmer's wife on Johnny Carson who mentioned what she did to make sure Arnold had good luck before a game...well, you know THAT story. :D)

[You know, I thought it was pretty ballsy (heh) of her to go public with that. You'd think every golfer in the world would then decide that they needed a piece of her action for luck. -- GW]

Posted by MICHAEL MANNING at September 8, 2009 6:28 PM


I'm trying to join in, but I can't think of anything useful to do with shaft, wood and swingers. Ummm... hole in one? Scoring a birdie?

[And yet, my favorite golf word, "niblick," sounds dirty when it really isn't.]

I've never played golf.

[Another reason for me to adore you.]


I've played minigolf though, and mini suck at that. But then I didn't realise that it was that kind of golf where they don't use horses, so it's understandable I guess.

[They couldn't allow horses in this sort of golf. They eat the course and leave hazards everywhere. -- GW]

Posted by d-man at September 9, 2009 2:53 AM


haha did you read today about the guy who was sued by pfizer, the maker of viagra, for using the name viagra on a rocket?
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE5876KX20090909

[That was an eyeful of WIN. Thank you so much - I needed that. -- GW]

Posted by Seraphine at September 9, 2009 11:24 PM