bits, bites, and bud

GW: As I recall, there is an amusing story in your book that brings The Loo to mind. But people will have to purchase the book from you to laugh over it. However, I can vouch that it's worth it! :D)

[There is ... that's why this is version 2.0.]

As for Bud's EP, it is incredible. I agree!!

[People, you need to convert to Bud-ism. -- GW]

I like pork liver sausage, so you and I are doing our part! I'll check out Bud later...if I start now, I'll be late for work.

[Good things come to those who wait.]

Go have a Thursday. I'm gonna try.

[I never could get the hang of Thursdays.]

p.s. note the new URL...

[Poor, poor Diaryland. They were good when they were all there was, but even then they had a nasty habit of not giving one one's money's worth, and now they are paying for their crappy service karma. -- GW]

Thanks for that, GW! Yes I'd like to see more Bud-ists, it's true. This marks the first time I was mentioned in the same article as both liver and toilets. It's easy to make a connection, I hope, between the latter two.

[Brain confetti happens where it's going to happen. I have no control over it. -- GW]

first of all, i don't joke about other people's food.
or maybe i do.
how about i won't grief you for eating chopped liver if you don't make fun of me for eating cheerios and bananas for three meals in a row.

[I like Cheerios with bananas, but I have to use soy milk, so it's inferior (in my opinion). Sometimes I use vanilla soy chai, which is fantastic, even though That Man pokes fun of me putting tea in my cereal.]

[In New England, we used brown sugar, but I always preferred cinnamon toast. More of a comfort food feel, especially when it was cold out. -- GW]

For a minute there, I thought you were talking about Kevin Gilbert.

My philosophy on toilet seats is - any given person needing to use the toilet should put the toilet in the appropriate mode for their particular use, before using for that use.

Or, "Look before you pee."

[I pretty much wind up doing that anyway. But I also leave it in good shape for the next person to come in and begin without prep on their part. -- GW]

we have the same taste buds!
i love vanilla soy too. silk. sometimes i get the silk lite too.
except for the chopped liver.
cinammon toast! yummm. that's another thing i haven't had for years.

[I had some for lunch. It's raining. -- GW]

only you would even attempt a poem based on pastrami.

[Not true. Guy Fieri might. I would just be better at it.]

[You see? As long as you don't set lofty goals, you can poemitize pretty much anything. -- GW]

I enjoyed the poem, you rhyming swami, you.

[Thanks for not calling me a commie.]

[You're the gay guy, goy, who likes soy. -- GW]